Here's the run down.I'm married.Her name is Karen.10/9/08.We have 2 children.An actual child and a dog who we treat like a human.We live in Jersey.We feel trapped.I'm a hairstylist,it was my calling.I wake up daily wondering when I will actually start using this calling for financial gain.I like to look at myself,a lot.I find myself incredibly attractive and like to walk the streets like my shit don't stink.I enjoy people staring at me,because at least I know I'm something nice to look at.I enjoy weed very much.I consider myself a champion stoner,mother,lover,chef.I enjoy lesbian porn wayyyyyyyyyy too much and I have no pity for anyone because you can basically get yourself out of any situation if you got your mind right.I literally have zero friends and I like it that way because friends over time prove themselves quite useless.In the end there can only be one and I plan on being that one.I'm a big survivalist and have a survival backpack ready to go for each member of my family.When I listen to music I almost always picture myself doing some sort of choreography or singing.I judge people based off of how well put together you are and how you carry yourself.And your eyebrows and hair.I despise ghetto betties and thugs,get a new trend cuz that shit died in 2000.I hate almost all teenagers because this new batch likes to think they run shit.I don't do loud,I don't do trashy,I don't do scandalous.I'm a huge flirt and wouldn't have it any other way,but don't get carried away,I'm locked down for life.I'm 27 and still trying to find myself.